I tried my best to help, but this is getting sad already...
Of cource you did. But you know, if a user doesn't have any idea what he is doing, it is unlikely to be able to do all that.
Also if a user wants ME AND YOU to do all HIS work and he denies to INVEST some time to learn a few things, then there is nothing you can do about it. He is doooomed to fail.
7 years ago when i decided to switch to PHP (from Microsoft NET and ASP for 10+ years), i knew nothing about PHP and *UNIX servers. Nothing. I spend 6 months learning each and every detail needed before doing such a switch.